ELAINE'S SUPERLY BROKE.
Therefore, she's selling SANDWICHES.
haha.




I know getting up early in the morning to make breakfast is a hussle. Furthermore, you might be late for school or for work because of that. Don't worry, let laoniang serve you with the most tasty, fresh and healthy HOME-MADE SANDWICHES. It's always better to eat home-made food rights? Because it's 100% plus chop healthier. Ok, let's look at the menu.

Priced at $1

• peanut butter
• jam
• chocolate
• margarine
• kaya
• cheese

Priced at $1.50( with cheese and vege)

• ham/bacon
• tuna
• egg
• fish fillet
• hotdog
  
  
  
  

WELL.THAT'S NOT ALL.

THERE'S STILL MORE OF ELAINE'S-SERVICE.

Need a maid? You don't have to go to Nation to find one. FIND LAONIANG. She'll give you the best service in town. Sounds wrong. Don't think dirty. I'm talking about MAID. A FREAKING MAID.

Below's what the maid will do.

Maid in school, Priced at $10 one week

• carry your books
• carry your bag
• help you buy food during recess
• help you return your utensils
• help you throw away your litter
• help you WALK DOWN TO FNN ROOM(which is like so far) to refill water
• in any case, do almost everything, EVERYTHING i'm being instructed to do

Although 10bucks's a bit ridiculous because all this can be done by yourself, but think twice, your bag is SUPERLY heavy and you have to climb up 5 storeys everyday, everytime, so why not hire a maid? And did you ever seen such a cute maid( LAONIANG ) before ? No rights? So what are you waiting for? Cheh ! Furthermore, being a maid is just like being a dog. It takes COURAGE. A lot a lot of courage. Hell. So do sympathise with me ok.

Maid at home

Bloody cow. Go Nation find?

ANOTHER OF ELAINE'S-SERVICE.

Did you ever have situations where you forget or had no time to copy your notes? If you do, APPROACH LAONIANG. She'll help you copy all your notes.

Priced at 50cents/page

• hand-written
• NEAT AND NICE handwriting
• clear and correctly
• with a lot of colours( so it'll be easier to refer to )
  
  
  
  

ONE MORE OF ELAINE'S-SERVICE.

It's raining almost everyday nowadays. It's very sad because you cannot walk around the streets WITHOUT an umbrella when the rain is bloody big. Sometimes you might forget or lazy to bring one. So, you can find laoniang in the bus stop renting umbrellas.

Priced at $1 for 1umbrella

• shelther youself safely to where-ever your destination is
• you'll not get wet
• convenient
• don't have to carry a bulky umbrella where-ever you go
  
  
  
  

IT'S ELAINE'S-SERVICE AGAIN.

Ever being chased out by your parents for god knows the reason and had nowhere to go? Don't panic. FIND LAONIANG. lol. My house door will forever be open for you. If you think it's you, then yes, it's you. There's four rooms for you choose from. But please, don't choose mine. I wont mind if you choose to sleep in the sitting hall BUT the amount you have to pay is the SAME. You'll not get bored here because there'll be two old folks and a very 'cute' brother of mine to entertain you. As for me, i wont give a flying damn because olevel's coming and i have to study. Please be understanding. But you have to pay ME, LAONIANG the money ok, not my brother or the two old folks. They're rich folks, unlike me. I'm poor. Anyway, there'll even be free supper. Like WOW.

HELLO FOLKS. You'll think that i'm kidding but let me tell you, i'm 100% serious right now. Not half asleep, not drunk, not talking cock. I'M SERIOUS. I know it's a bit unbelievable about all this lameshit ELAINE'S-SERVICE but as you know, i know, they know, she knows, he knows, god knows, i'm superly duperly broke now. So, i have no choice !!!

i'll love you if you asks for ELAINE'S-SERVICE.

:D

Lastly, i'm REALLY not kidding.