Shirley temples.

Famous amos.

Yami yogurt.

Yigloo yogurt.

Honey shaker fries.

Spicy nuggets.

Popcornery.

Best fries forever.

Mango snow ice.

Milo snow ice.

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& never ending.

I want them all, badly!

For the fact that i was only given 200 bucks as allowance this month for some bullshitballz reason, i was planning to save 50 bucks aside, and spend approx 4.80 a day. Muahahaha joke right. I think primary school kids spend more then me lah. And so, first thought = impossible! But hey, for the past few days i was leading a riiii-errrr-liiii healthy lifestyle. I don't know when it's going to last hahaha because it seems like 三分钟热度 but i'm going to tryyyy.

Ok, back to topic. And yup, the healthy lifestyle i've been leading. Waking up early in the morning for breakfast with my parents at the nearby coffeeshop which of course doesnt cost me a cent and starving myself until evening before i have my dinner. Number one i save A LOT number two i'm able to control my diet (ok please skip the part that i didnt ate my lunch) number three lose weight. Oh-em-geeeeeee, i totally need some (A LOT) fats out of my fat body else fats will cover my whole self soon.

Oh except maybe for yesterday when i spent 10 bucks on food. Tsk, can you imagine i was actually quite bothered about the fact i spent 10 bucks yesterday, it far exceeded my initial plan of spending 4.80 a day lah. And 10 bucks is like so much to me now. In the past, i would be contented enough if i were to just spend 10 bucks a day you know because that has never happened. Those expensive days actually get me nowhere except to realise that my savings are slowly depleting.

This also explains why i need all the foods stated above BADLY because 4.80 a day is not going to get me those stuff. If you didnt realise, i'm actually hinting you... haha.

When i was in the bus just now, i was actually building sandcastles in the air about my whole 'saving money plan'. Imagine i'm able to survive with 150 this month, when i get my allowance which is hopefully back to my contented 300 (omg i know i sound pathetic) next month, i'll be able to do the same thing as well right. Ok, i assume. Imagine i save 150 dollars starting from next month, i would have save a total of 900 dollars the following half year 'leh'!!! Saving 900 dollars is really a lot to someone who's not working at all ok. OMG REALITY IS SADDENING. Normal beings out in the working world are earning thousands a month whereas i'm saving 900 dollars only after 6 months. Pathetic. And so, this explains why i'm so in need of a freaking job which is nowhere in sight. I'm not asking for a really high-pay job, maybe just 7.50 an hour, non-f&b anymore and forever, able to wear home clothes, don't have to tie up my mess-ed up hair... And yup, cotton on will be good for me. But then, i'm just somehow lazy to write up a resume given the possibility of not being hired after cracking my brain cells on a piece of word document. And i just realised i've never look for a job for myself and by myself. Tsk i'm so dependent on others. So that's not going to happen anymore and i'm so going to get myself a job MYSELF. Ok, imagine i gotten my job, earn around 300 a month being a part-timer, then i'll be able to save 450 a month which adds up to a whole of 2.7k after 6 months. Like wow right. Oh, maybe i can even save more out of my 150 bucks expenses because i will be busy working and therefore not have time for meals.

Then, my sandcastles got bigger...

Imagine one day after work, i picked up a wallet containing 5 pieces of purple notes in it. Then, i'll be able to buy myself one tiny burberry bag which i've never been willing to spend close to a thousand for it, treat girlfriends and myself to The Line which i've been wanting to since ten thousand years ago, buy melvin a new phone and pay for our trip to Genting and save up the rest, no maybe give my parents 200 since they gave me 200 this month (!!!!!!)... oie i'm not so ridiculous lah. Being a good soul, i'll probably return that person his/her wallet personally. And imagine that guy is some super rich-like-nobody ass who owns the whole of sentosa cove and decided to reward me with 10 units of them because the wallet means life to him as a 'limited edition picture of him and his old flame's inside his wallet hahaha. Trust me, i'm so going to accept this BIG REWARD and sell 7 of it off when the property price hits the peak, leaving one for my parents to live through their years of graceful aging, one for my brother and one for myself. Then, i'm so going to get myself an attractive and charming mini convertible which makes typical singaporeans go wow at the sight of it. Oh before that i've to go get a freaking driving license first, which also can be easily done (only after my birthday, pouts) because i've monehhh. I don't have to worry about the 1k to 2k plus driving fees right. In fact, a few k will be nuts to me. Omg doesnt this life seem so great, so perfect (and unrealistic) ? Hahaha.

Then, the bus reached school and i'm back to reality because sand is denser than air and it will never float on air. Ok lameshitballz.

I've been talking non-stop since early morning today. I can even send 4 or more messages straight to melvin just to tell him about my doings every minute every second (i'm just exaggerating). I think i'm kinda high on MONEYYYYY or what. I'd better get back to study for my environmental health test tomorrow else i can really dig a hole deep inside the forest and build sandcastles for the rest of my life. Sigh, so much for non-examinable module huh, cheat my feelings only.

Ok, i really got to ciaos. But before that, happppppppppy 16 monthsaries to my prettttty boy. Love you more than anything ♥